Best Before wiki
Everything in the fridge, written down. Generated from the same files the game reads, so it is never out of date.
Play Best BeforeCharacters
Weapons
Floret BurstFires in eight directions. None of them are aimed.Carrot SpearFlies at the nearest enemy. The nearest enemy has been informed.Butter KnifeTwo blades circle you. Neither is sharp.Pepper GrinderSprays pepper where you are facing. Freshly ground, aggressively.Salt ShakerDrops a pool of salt on something. Then several more pools.Tea BagFlies out and comes back. Steeps on the way.SpoonIt is a spoon. It has seen things.Ice TrayFreezes a patch of shelf. Twelve cubes, each one a grudge.PopcornPops at random around you. Buttered.
Recipes
Broccoli CheddarFloret Burst + CheeseKebabCarrot Spear + ForkToastButter Knife + BunDragon BreathPepper Grinder + Hot SauceBrineSalt Shaker + LunchboxSweet TeaTea Bag + SugarLadleSpoon + NapkinSlushieIce Tray + OilKettle CornPopcorn + Egg Timer
Unions
Passives
BunRaises Max HP. Absorbent.CheeseBigger attacks. It spreads.Hot SauceMore damage. Label says mild; label lies.OilFaster projectiles. Slippery when everything.SugarShorter cooldowns. Legal, barely.NapkinRegenerates HP. Ready for anything, and it means anything.ForkOne more projectile. Four prongs, four opinions.CouponMore luck. Expired, still works, don't ask.LunchboxPulls crumbs from further away. Contains everything and smells like it.Egg TimerEffects last longer. Ding.
Enemies
Gummy BearIndividually harmless. There are never individuals.Cheese PuffFast and orange. Unaccountable.MarshmallowSlow and soft. Cannot be pushed, has never been pushed.SprinkleOne is nothing. Thirty is a weather event.DonutRolls in a straight line. Does not steer.NuggetSold in sixes. Dies in sixes.Candy CornThree colours. Zero flavours.Soda CanExplodes when opened. Shaken, not consulted.Hot DogCharges when it gets close. Will not share the bun.CupcakeThrows frosting from a distance. Believes in itself.PretzelArmoured at the front. Front-loaded, in every sense.Ice PopLeaves a slippery trail. Regrets nothing.Frozen PizzaBest before 2019. Has opinions about that.Energy DrinkMakes everything near it faster. Legally a beverage.LeftoverSplits when it dies. Was dinner, then it was Tuesday.Leftover (part)Still a leftover.Leftover (crumb)Technically food.Donut (ring)Part of something bigger. Round.SliceNothing special. Exists.
Bosses
Sir LoinArrives at 5:00Glazed & ConfusedArrives at 10:00The Big CheeseArrives at 15:00Pain-cakeArrives at 20:00Freezer BurnArrives at 25:00The HandArrives at 30:00
Modes
NormalMidnight to dawn. Thirty minutes.ReheatedThe same night, warmed through. It did not improve.ExpiredDawn comes and goes. The Hand is patient, then it is not.RushEverything at double speed. One quick run.