Achievements
47 listed. 13 more are not, and listing them would ruin them.
Individually HarmlessKill 1,000 Gummy Bears.
The Hole StoryKill Glazed & Confused.
Has Seen ThingsTake the Spoon to level 8.
Best Before WhateverSurvive to 30:00.
Not Reading ThatOpen the Terms of Service.
ExpiredDie before 1:00.
Room TemperatureSurvive 30:00 with no cold or heat weapon.
LayersShed twenty Layers in one run.
Portion ControlSurvive 30:00 with exactly one weapon.
First ShelfFinish your first run.
Ten ShelvesFinish ten runs.
A Hundred ShelvesFinish a hundred runs.
Something CookedEvolve a weapon.
The Whole CookbookEvolve every weapon at least once.
Nobody Made ThisForm a union.
Two DishesForm both unions.
Middle ManagementKill The Big Cheese.
Knighted By No OneKill Sir Loin.
Short StackKill Pain-cake.
Was A Chicken OnceKill Freezer Burn.
Clean ShelfKill every boss in one run.
ReheatedSurvive 30:00 on Reheated.
Past The DateReach 45:00 in Expired.
One Quick RunSurvive 30:00 in Rush.
Same ShelfPlay a Daily.
Seven ShelvesA seven-day Daily streak.
Thirty ShelvesA thirty-day Daily streak.
Passing It OnCopy a challenge link.
Held It LongerBeat the run in a challenge link.
Look At ThisShare a run.
Opt-In DifficultyDrink the Expired Milk.
The Whole DrawerUnlock every character.
Fully GroundTake any weapon to level 8.
Full PlateFill all six weapon and six passive slots.
UntouchedReach 5:00 without taking damage.
Four FiguresA thousand kills in one run.
Five FiguresTen thousand kills in one run.
IndustrialFifty thousand kills in one run.
FiftyReach level 50 in one run.
Coupon ClipperBank a thousand coupons.
Half The BookBuy half the Cookbook.
The Whole BookBuy every Cookbook rank.
No RegretsRefund a Cookbook upgrade.
CrackedCome back from a revival.
Screen ClearUse a Bug Zapper.
Cold SnapFreeze the whole shelf at once.
Ran For ItLast ten seconds with The Hand on the shelf.