Secrets
Some of these are written out. Some are only named. That is on purpose.
Known
The Fridge Magnet. It is behind the milk, far west on the shelf.
Waiting for Dinner. Stand still for ten seconds. Then keep standing still.
Gummy Rain. Kill a hundred Gummy Bears in ten seconds.
Named, not explained
These exist. People have found them. Nobody has written down how, and we are not going to.
The Secret Tupperware. unexplained
The Mother. unexplained
Patch Notes. unexplained
Read That. unexplained
Oh. It's you.. unexplained
There is at least one more. It is not on this page.
Go and look