Hats

Ten of them. None are for sale. Each is a question with an answer.

Top Hat. Read the terms. All of them. nobody is saying

Paper Crown. Somebody has to run the shelf. Kill every boss in one run.

Freezer Beanie. For the cold section. Survive 25:00.

Chef's Hat. You cooked. Form a union.

Three-Day Cap. Three shelves, three days. A three-day Daily streak.

Seven-Day Cap. A week of the same fridge. A seven-day Daily streak.

Thirty-Day Cap. At this point it is a habit. A thirty-day Daily streak.

Sprout. Small. Aspirational. Finish your first run.

Price Sticker. On sale. Was never on sale. Kill a hundred elites.

Freezer Halo. Frost, mostly. nobody is saying

Cargo Shorts. Six pockets. Nothing in any of them. Bought on the magnet board.

Wellies. For the puddle at the back of the salad drawer. Bought on the magnet board.

Pyjama Bottoms. It is always night in the fridge. Bought on the magnet board.

Denim. Stiff, cold, and never quite dry. Bought on the magnet board.

Tutu. Nobody asked. Nobody is going to. Bought on the magnet board.

Tinfoil Trousers. Leftovers dress for the job they want. Survive a run in Expired.

Wooden Spoon. Older than the fridge. Wins every argument. Bought on the magnet board.

Spatula. Flat, patient, and on your side. Bought on the magnet board.

Whisk. Aerates. Threatens. Bought on the magnet board.

Torch. The light in here goes out at 28:00. This does not. Bought on the magnet board.

Little Flag. Plant it in something. Claim the shelf. Bought on the magnet board.

Cocktail Sword. A sword for a party that was in 1974. Reach level 30 in one run.